Wii Memories

As The Onion reports Half of 26 year old's memories Nintendo-related:

According to an fMRI of Jenkins' brain regions during the process of memory recall, his parietal lobe registers the same amount of activity when he hears the word "mother" as it does when he hears the words "Banjo Kazooie."

Sad, and while untrue, I wouldn't be too surprised if this was essentially true for some kid out there in America.